Bash and the Chocolate Milk Cows


Chickens dripping in strawberry-rhubarb pie run amok in a fire station. A goat gets painted in an explosion of circus colors. And the cows give chocolate milk on April Fool’s Day. Just the typical weirdness Beamer encounters when visiting cousin Bash on the farm.

With the Sunday school picnic at Lake Erie, is time for Beamer and Lauren to say, like the guy in Acts did, “Look, there’s water! What would keep me from being baptized?”

Meanwhile, somebody’s holding up stores and feed mills. Beamer finds himself face-to-face with the robber with only his crazy cousin, his cousin’s pesky neighbor Mary Jane, and Morton, the goat of many colors.

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